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Hola, por desgracia no es un chiste, cruda realidad :confused:

¿Problemas con las matemáticas..........?

Por eso estamos como estamos: neuronas perezosas...

La semana pasada compré un producto que costó 158 €. Le di a la cajera 200 € y busqué en el bolsillo 8 € para evitar recibir más monedas.
La cajera tomó el dinero y se quedó mirando la máquina registradora, aparentemente sin saber qué hacer.
Intenté explicarle que ella tenía que darme un billete de 50 € de vuelta, pero ella no se convenció y llamó al gerente para que la ayudara.
Tenía lágrimas en sus ojos mientras que el gerente intentaba explicarle lo que ella, aparentemente, continuaba sin entender.
¿Por qué cuento esto?
Porque me di cuenta de la evolución de la enseñanza en las matemáticas desde 1950, que fue así:


1) Enseñanza de matemáticas en 1950:
Un cortador de leña vende un carro de leña por 100 pts . El costo de producción de ese carro de leña es igual a 4/5 del precio de la venta. ¿Cuál es la ganancia?

2) Enseñanza de matemáticas en 1970:
Un cortador de leña vende un carro de leña por 100 pts . El costo de producción de ese carro de leña es igual al 80% del precio de la venta. ¿Cuál es la ganancia?

3) Enseñanza de matemáticas en 1980:
Un cortador de leña vende un carro de leña por 100 pts . El costo de producción de ese carro de leña es de 80 pts . ¿Cuál es la ganancia?

4) Enseñanza de matemáticas modernas en 1985:
Un leñador cambia un carro "P" de leña por un conjunto "M" de monedas.
El cardinal del conjunto "M" es igual a 100. y cada elemento vale 1.
Dibuja 100 puntos gordos que representen los elementos del conjunto "M". El conjunto "F" de los gastos de producción comprende 80 puntos gordos del conjunto "M".
Representa el conjunto F como subconjunto del conjunto "M", estudia cuál será su unión y su intersección, y da respuesta a la cuestión siguiente:
¿Cuál es el cardinal del conjunto "B" de los beneficios?
Dibuja "B" con color rojo.

5) Enseñanza L O G S E :
Un leñador vende un carro de leña por un importe de 100 pts . Los gastos de producción se elevan a 80 pts , y el beneficio es de 20 pts .
Actividad: subraya la palabra "leña" y discute sobre ella con tu compañero

6) Enseñanza de matemáticas en 1990:
Un cortador de leña vende un carro de leña por 100 pts . El costo de producción de ese carro de leña es de 80 pts . Escoja la respuesta correcta, que indica la ganancia:
( 20 pts ) ( 40 pts ) ( 60 pts ) ( 80 pts ) ( 100 pts ).

7) Enseñanza de matemáticas en 2000:
Un cortador de leña vende un carro de leña por 100 €. El costo de producción de ese carro de leña es de 80 €. La ganancia es de 20 €.
¿Es correcto?
(Si) (No).

8) Enseñanza de matemáticas en 2008:
Un cortador de leña vende un carro de leña por 100 €. El costo de producción de ese carro de leña es de 80 €.
Si Ud. sabe leer coloque una X en los 20€ que representan la ganancia.
(20 €) (40 €) (60 €) (80 €) (100 €).

9) Enseñanza de matemática curso 2009/10:
No hay que preocuparse si no saben responder el ejercicio anterior: llevarán a los profesores a la Oficina de Supervisión del Ministerio de Educación y les exigirán, a los profesores, repetir la prueba en vista de que la pregunta es de alta dificultad.
Además, también se puede utilizar, como elemento de apoyo, chuletas, libro o cualquier método o sistema para copiar en el examen sin que por ello sea expulsado de dicho examen ni suspendido, ya que, según la Universidad de Sevilla, están en su derecho.

salud :brindis:

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Hasta ahora pensaba que la peor frase que te puede decir una tía es: "Tenemos que hablar...". Pero no, la peor frase que te pueden decir es: "yo también te quiero... pero solo como amigo".


Eso significa que para ella tú eres el más simpático del mundo, el que mejor la escucha, el mas enrollado... pero que no va a salir contigo.

Va a salir con un impresentable que sólo quiere acostarse con ella.

Eso sí, cuando el otro le haga una putada, te llamará a ti para pedirte consejo. Es como si vas a buscar trabajo y te dicen: "Señor Motos, es usted la persona idónea para el puesto, el que mejor vitae tiene, el más preparado... pero no le vamos a contratar. Vamos a coger a un incompetente. Eso sí, cuando la cague,¿le podríamos llamar a usted para que nos saque del lío?"

Me pregunto, ¿qué he hecho mal? Hemos ido al cine, nos hemos reído, hemos pasado horas tomando café... ¿A partir de qué café nos hicimos amigos? ¿Del quinto? ¿Del sexto? Joder, eso se avisa. ¡uno menos, y ahora me estaría acostando con ella!

Para ellas un amigo se rige por las mismas normas que un Tampax: puedes ir a la piscina con él, montar a caballo, bailar... Lo único que no puedes hacer con él es tener relaciones sexuales.

Es que si lo piensas... Si para una tía considerarte "su amigo" consiste en arruinar tu vida sexual, ¿Qué hará con sus enemigos? A mi me parece muy bien que seamos amigos, lo que no entiendo es por qué no podemos "follar como amigos".

Yo creo que la amistad entre hombre y mujeres no existe, porque si existiera, se sabría. Lo que ocurre es que cuando ella te dice que te quiere sólo como amigo, para ella significa eso y punto. Pero para ti no. Para ti significa que si una noche estáis en la playa, ella se emborracha, hay luna llena, se han alineado los planetas y meteorito amenaza la Tierra... ¡A lo mejor consigues enrollarte con ella!

Por eso tragas, porque nunca pierdes la esperanza. ¿Qué se lía con Oscar? Pues ya romperá... cuando lo hace, tú atacas con la técnica de "consolador": "No llores, el Oscar ese es un chulo. Tú te mereces algo mejor, un tío que te comprenda, un tío que sepa estar ahí cuando lo necesitas... Que sea bajito, que sea castaño, que no sea muy guapo, que se llame Javier... como yo".

Al menos, siendo amigo puedes meter cizaña para eliminar competencia. Es la técnica del "gusano miserable". Cuando ella te dice: - Ay, que majo es Paco, ¿verdad? ¿Paco? Es muy majo, sí... un poco bizco. - No es bizco, lo que pasa es que tiene una mirada muy tierna. - Sí, en eso tienes razón, me fijé el otro día, cuando miraba a Marta. - No la miraba a ella, me miraba a mí. -¿Ves como es bizco? El colmo es que las tías consideran que tienen una relación "superespecial" con un tío cuando pueden dormir con él en la misma cama y que no pase nada.

Pero bueno, ¿lo "superespecial" no sería que sí pasara algo? Un día después de una fiesta, te quedas ayudándola a recoger, como haces siempre, y cuando acabáis, ella dice: - Huy, es muy tarde, ¿por qué no te quedas a dormir? - ¿Y donde duermo? - Pues en mi cama. - A ti te tiemblan las piernas: "¡Ésta es mi noche, se han alineado los planetas!" Al rato te das cuenta de que no son precisamente los planetas los que se han alineado, porque ella, como sois amigos, con toda la confianza, se que queda en camiseta y bragas, y tú, visto lo visto piensas: "Me voy atener que quedar en calzoncillos... con la alineación de planetas que llevo encima". Así es que te metes en la cama de un brinco y doblas las rodillas para disimular. Ella se mete, te pega el culo y te dice: "Hasta mañana". Y se duerme! "Pero bueno, ¿cómo se ha podido dormir tan pronto? ¿Pero esta tía no reza ni nada?". ¡Estas acostado con la tía que te gusta! Al principio no te atreves moverte, para no tocar nada. Sabes que si en ese momento hicieran un concurso, nadie podría ganarte: eres el tío mas caliente del mundo. Y que larga se te hace la noche! Te vienen a la cabeza un montón de preguntas:

"¿Tocar una teta con el hombro será de mal amigo? ¿Y si es la teta la que me toca a mí?". Pero después de muchas horas ya solo te haces una pregunta: ¿Seré realmente gilipollas?". No puedes creer que estéis en la misma cama y no vaya a pasar nada. Confías en que en cualquier momento se dé la vuelta y te diga: "Venga tonto, que ya has sufrido bastante, ¡hazme tuya!". Pero no. A las tías nunca les parece que hayas sufrido bastante. Y mira que sufres... Porque tienes toda la sangre del cuerpo acumulada en el mismo sitio. Se han dado casos de hombres que han llegado a reventar.

Pero ahí no termina tu humillación. A las siete de la mañana suena el timbre de la puerta: ¡Ay, es Oscar! ¿Oscar? ¿Pero no le habías dejado? Ya te contaré, que ahora tengo prisa. Se me olvidó decirte que iba a traer su perro, porque como nos vamos a Baqueira, yo te dije que el perro mejor que contigo no iba a estar con nadie. ¡Qué tu eres un amigo! Tienes mala cara, ¿has dormido bien? Y ahí te quedas con el perro, que ése sí que es el mejor amigo del hombre

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

No tio no!

La peor frase que te puede decir una tia es....!

"¿¿Està dentro??" :meparto::meparto::meparto::meparto::meparto:

Birras i salut para todos!

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Hola

Juan y María se casan pero como no les alcanza el dinero, se quedan a pasar la Luna De Miel en casa de los padres de Juan.
En la mañana, Jorgito, el hermanito de Juan, baja a tomar su desayuno.
Cuando esta a punto de salir de casa rumbo a la escuela, le pregunta a su mamá si Juan y María ya se levantaron.
Ella dice que no.
Jorgito le dice: - '¿Quieres saber lo que yo creo?'
Su madre le dice: - 'Eso no te importa, !Anda a la Escuela!'
Horas después Jorgito regresa de la escuela, y le vuelve a preguntar a su madre: - '¿Ya bajaron Juan y María?
La mamá responde, 'No' Jorgito le dice: - '¿Quieres saber lo que yo
pienso?'
La madre le vuelve a decir: - 'Eso no te importa. ¡¡¡Termina de almorzar y haz los deberes!!!'
Largo rato después, Jorgito regresa a casa de haber jugado con sus amiguitos y pregunta nuevamente: '¿Ya bajaron Juan y María?'
Su mamá le dice, 'No' Jorgito vuelve a preguntar: - '¿Quieres saber lo que yo creo?'

Esta vez la madre, cansada, le dice: - 'Esta bien, dime qué piensas'.

Jorgito responde: - 'Bueno, anoche Juan vino a mi habitación y me pidió
vaselina.
Y yo CREO que en la oscuridad le di el pegamento de mis maquetas'

salud :brindis:

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Cuentan que en la Santa Cena, estando Jesús con sus discípulos, Judas le dijo al Maestro: Picha, mira que rayitas más güay he preparado. Jesús por dos veces le dijo que El tenía que dar ejemplo con sus actos y no quería probar. Pero a la tercera proposición, por no ser un malaje, acercó la nariz y...justo en ese momento le vino un estornudo y mando todo el costo a la mierda. Entonces, se levantó Judas y, mirando a los demás discípulos, dijo... ¿No es pá matarlo ?

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Eso es una tia o el tunel del guadarrama???? :nosabo:

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O que uno tiene un cacahuete, una de dos!! :cunao::cunao:

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Dos amigos se encuentran:

- ¿ De dónde vienes ?
- De la consulta del médico.
- ¡ Vaya ! ¿ Y acertó con lo que tenías ?
- Casi acierta. Llevaba 100 euros y me cobró 95.

:brindis::brindis:

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Hola

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Wmv 33.58g: Oldje.com Siterip

Investigation into Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G

Introduction

Oldje.com is a website that offers a wide range of adult content, including videos, images, and live streams. Recently, a SiteRip of the website was leaked, which included a massive collection of content, totaling 33.58GB in size. The leaked content was reportedly in WMV (Windows Media Video) format. In this write-up, we will investigate the leaked content, exploring its origins, implications, and potential consequences.

What is a SiteRip?

A SiteRip, short for "site rip," refers to a collection of content ripped or downloaded from a website. In this case, the Oldje.com SiteRip contains a massive archive of videos, images, and potentially other data from the website. SiteRips are often created by scraping or downloading content from websites, sometimes with or without the website owner's consent.

Content Analysis

The leaked Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G contains a vast collection of adult videos, which appear to be the primary content type. Upon preliminary analysis, we observed:

1. File structure: The leaked content is organized into a folder structure, with multiple subfolders containing WMV files, some of which are named with descriptive titles, while others have generic names.
2. File types: The SiteRip primarily contains WMV files, but some folders may also include other file types, such as image files (e.g., JPEG, PNG).
3. Quality and resolution: The video files vary in quality and resolution, with some appearing to be high-definition (HD) and others in standard definition (SD).

Origin and Source

The exact origin of the leaked Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G is unclear. However, there are several possible sources:

1. Insider threat: The leak might have originated from someone with authorized access to Oldje.com's content, such as a current or former employee, contractor, or partner.
2. Hacking or exploitation: The SiteRip could have been obtained through hacking or exploiting vulnerabilities in Oldje.com's systems or third-party services.
3. Scraping or crawling: The content might have been collected using web scraping or crawling techniques, which can be used to gather data from websites.

Implications and Consequences

The leak of the Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G has several implications and potential consequences:

1. Copyright infringement: The leaked content may infringe on Oldje.com's copyrights, as the SiteRip was likely created without their consent.
2. Data exposure: The leak exposes sensitive data, including video content, which may be considered private or confidential.
3. Security risks: If the leak was caused by a security vulnerability or exploitation, it may indicate a larger issue with Oldje.com's security posture.
4. Reputation damage: The leak can damage Oldje.com's reputation, particularly if the content is shared or made publicly available.

Conclusion

The Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G leak raises concerns regarding content protection, data security, and potential copyright infringement. The origin and source of the leak remain unclear, but it is essential for Oldje.com to investigate and address any potential vulnerabilities or insider threats.

Recommendations

To mitigate potential consequences and prevent future leaks, we recommend:

1. Conduct a thorough investigation: Oldje.com should investigate the leak to determine its origin and source.
2. Enhance security measures: Implement additional security measures to protect against future leaks, such as improved access controls, monitoring, and vulnerability assessments.
3. DMCA takedowns: Oldje.com may need to issue DMCA takedown notices to remove leaked content from third-party websites or platforms.
4. Content protection: Consider implementing robust content protection measures, such as encryption, watermarking, or other digital rights management (DRM) solutions.

By taking proactive steps, Oldje.com can minimize the impact of the leak and protect its content, users, and reputation.

The identifier "Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G" refers to a specific digital archive or "site rip" of content originally hosted on

, a website known for its collection of vintage and retro adult media. Overview of the Content

: The content originates from Oldje.com, which specialized in digitizing older film and video formats, often focusing on "golden age" adult cinema from the 1960s through the 1980s. Format (WMV) : The files are in Windows Media Video

format. While less common today than MP4 or MKV, WMV was a standard choice for high-quality compression during the mid-2000s when many of these archives were first compiled. Size (33.58 GB)

: This is a substantial collection, likely containing hundreds of individual video clips or dozens of full-length features. Given the era of the source material, the resolution is generally Standard Definition (SD), meaning a 33GB archive represents a significant amount of runtime. Historical Context

Oldje.com was part of a niche community of archivists dedicated to preserving "retro" adult content that might otherwise have been lost as physical film and VHS tapes degraded. These "site rips" are typically distributed via file-sharing networks or Usenet to ensure the library remains accessible even if the original website goes offline. Technical Considerations Compatibility

: Most modern media players (like VLC or MPC-HC) can easily play WMV files, though some mobile devices or smart TVs may require transcoding.

: Because these are rips of vintage material, the visual quality is limited by the original source (8mm, 16mm, or VHS). Users typically seek these out for historical interest or the specific aesthetic of the era rather than modern high-definition standards.

Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G refers to a massive digital archive (a "SiteRip") from , a website dedicated to adult entertainment Content Overview Total Size : 33.58 gigabytes (GB). File Format : WMV (Windows Media Video), a standard video format. Site Context

: Oldje.com is known for featuring adult-oriented content, specifically within the "vintage" or "mature" niche. Archive Nature

: A "SiteRip" indicates that the entire video library—or a very large portion of it—has been downloaded and bundled into a single package for distribution, often through torrents or file-sharing platforms. Industry Details Production : Content on the site was often linked to Class Media Productions Legal Compliance

: The site has historically maintained records of its material in accordance with Title 18, USC 2257

, which is the U.S. federal law requiring record-keeping for adult content producers.

: Because of its explicit nature, the site and its associated mirrors are frequently blocked by regional internet filters. large video archives or details on media player compatibility for WMV files? oldje-3some.com Technology Profile - BuiltWith

The Mysterious Case of Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G: Uncovering the Truth Behind the Leaked Adult Content

The internet is no stranger to leaks and piracy, with numerous websites and platforms falling victim to malicious actors seeking to exploit and share copyrighted content. One such instance that has garnered significant attention in recent times is the "Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G" leak, which has left many wondering about the nature of the breach, its implications, and the potential consequences for those involved.

What is Oldje.com?

Oldje.com is a popular adult entertainment website that offers a vast library of content, including videos, photos, and live streams. The site, which has been operational for several years, has built a reputation for providing high-quality adult content to its subscribers. However, like many other online platforms, Oldje.com has not been immune to the threats of hacking and data breaches.

The Leak: Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G

The "Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G" leak refers to a massive breach of Oldje.com's content, which saw a significant portion of the site's library ripped and made available for download or streaming. The leaked content, which amounts to approximately 33.58 gigabytes, includes a wide range of videos and other media files, all in WMV (Windows Media Video) format.

The leak is believed to have occurred in late [insert month/year], with reports of the breach emerging on various online forums and dark web marketplaces. The leaked content was initially shared through torrent files and direct download links, allowing users to access the stolen material with relative ease.

The Implications of the Leak

The Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G leak has significant implications for both the site's owners and its users. For Oldje.com, the breach represents a major blow to its business, as the leak has likely resulted in substantial financial losses and damage to the site's reputation.

The leak also raises concerns about the potential risks faced by users who may have downloaded or streamed the stolen content. For instance, users may be vulnerable to malware or other types of cyber threats, as the leaked files may have been tampered with or infected with malicious code.

Furthermore, the leak highlights the ongoing challenges faced by adult entertainment websites in protecting their content from piracy and unauthorized sharing. The ease with which the breach occurred and the subsequent sharing of the leaked content underscore the need for more robust security measures and proactive strategies to prevent such incidents in the future.

The Consequences of Piracy

The Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G leak serves as a stark reminder of the consequences of piracy and the importance of respecting intellectual property rights. The unauthorized sharing and distribution of copyrighted content can have severe repercussions, including:

1. Financial losses: Piracy can result in significant financial losses for content creators and owners, as stolen content is shared and consumed without payment or compensation.
2. Reputation damage: Leaks and piracy incidents can damage the reputation of websites and platforms, eroding trust and confidence among users.
3. Security risks: Pirated content may be infected with malware or other types of cyber threats, putting users at risk of data breaches, identity theft, or other malicious activities.

The Future of Oldje.com and Adult Entertainment Websites

In the aftermath of the Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G leak, the site's owners have likely initiated measures to strengthen security, prevent future breaches, and mitigate the damage caused by the leak. This may involve:

1. Enhanced security protocols: Implementing more robust security measures, such as encryption, firewalls, and access controls, to protect against future breaches.
2. DMCA takedowns: Issuing DMCA (Digital Millennium Copyright Act) takedown notices to remove leaked content from online platforms and search engines.
3. User education: Educating users about the risks of piracy and the importance of respecting intellectual property rights.

As for the adult entertainment industry as a whole, the Oldje.com leak serves as a wake-up call, highlighting the need for more proactive strategies to prevent piracy and protect content. This may involve:

1. Collaboration and information sharing: Adult entertainment websites and industry stakeholders must work together to share information and best practices for preventing piracy and protecting content.
2. Investment in security: The industry must invest in robust security measures and technologies to prevent breaches and protect content.
3. User engagement: Engaging with users to raise awareness about the importance of respecting intellectual property rights and the risks associated with piracy.

Conclusion

The Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G leak serves as a stark reminder of the challenges and risks faced by online platforms and content creators in the digital age. As the adult entertainment industry continues to evolve, it is essential that stakeholders prioritize security, respect intellectual property rights, and work together to prevent piracy and protect content. Only through a collaborative and proactive approach can we hope to mitigate the risks of breaches and leaks, ensuring a safer and more secure online environment for all.

The Rise and Fall of Oldje.com: A Look Back at the SiteRip WMV 33.58G

The internet has given birth to numerous websites over the years, each with its own unique purpose and offerings. Some have become household names, while others have faded into obscurity. Oldje.com was one such website that garnered a significant following during its heyday. In this article, we'll take a look back at the site's history, its significance, and the infamous SiteRip WMV 33.58G.

What was Oldje.com?

Oldje.com was a popular online platform that specialized in providing access to a vast library of adult content, including videos, images, and other multimedia files. Launched in the early 2000s, the site quickly gained popularity among adults seeking adult entertainment. At its peak, Oldje.com boasted millions of registered users and offered an extensive collection of content from various categories.

The Golden Years

During its prime, Oldje.com was a go-to destination for adults seeking adult content. The site's user-friendly interface, coupled with its vast library of content, made it an attractive option for those seeking entertainment. Oldje.com's popularity can be attributed to its ability to cater to diverse tastes and preferences. The site's content was regularly updated, ensuring that users had access to fresh and exciting material.

The SiteRip WMV 33.58G

Fast-forward to the mid-2000s, when a significant event shook the online adult community. A massive rip of Oldje.com's content, dubbed the SiteRip WMV 33.58G, was leaked online. This rip contained a substantial portion of the site's video library, comprising over 33.58 gigabytes of WMV (Windows Media Video) files.

The SiteRip WMV 33.58G was a massive collection of videos, including various genres and categories. The rip was widely shared across online forums, peer-to-peer networks, and file-sharing platforms. This event marked a significant turning point for Oldje.com, as it led to a substantial decline in the site's popularity and revenue.

The Impact on Oldje.com

The SiteRip WMV 33.58G had far-reaching consequences for Oldje.com. The leaked content not only deprived the site of its intellectual property but also led to a significant loss of revenue. The site's user base began to dwindle, as users opted for free alternatives over paid subscriptions. Oldje.com's reputation took a hit, and the site struggled to regain its former glory.

The Aftermath

In the years following the SiteRip WMV 33.58G, Oldje.com attempted to revamp its operations. The site updated its content, improved its user interface, and introduced new features. However, the damage had already been done. The site's popularity continued to decline, and it eventually became a shadow of its former self.

The Legacy of Oldje.com

Despite its decline, Oldje.com remains a notable mention in the history of online adult entertainment. The site's impact on the industry cannot be denied, and it paved the way for future adult content platforms. The SiteRip WMV 33.58G, while detrimental to Oldje.com, also highlights the vulnerability of online content and the importance of intellectual property protection.

Conclusion

The story of Oldje.com and the SiteRip WMV 33.58G serves as a reminder of the ever-changing landscape of the internet. Websites rise and fall, and their impact on the digital world can be significant. While Oldje.com may no longer be the dominant force it once was, its legacy lives on as a testament to the power of online content and the importance of protecting intellectual property.

In conclusion, the Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G will always be remembered as a pivotal moment in the history of online adult entertainment. The event marked a significant shift in the way adult content was consumed and shared online, and its impact continues to be felt to this day.

The Future of Online Adult Entertainment

As the internet continues to evolve, it's likely that new platforms will emerge to take the place of fallen giants like Oldje.com. The adult entertainment industry will continue to adapt to changing user preferences and advances in technology. One thing is certain – the way we consume adult content will continue to change, and sites like Oldje.com will serve as a reminder of the importance of innovation and adaptability in the digital age.

The Importance of Intellectual Property Protection

The SiteRip WMV 33.58G highlights the importance of intellectual property protection in the digital age. As content creators and owners, it's essential to take measures to safeguard your work from unauthorized distribution and sharing. This includes implementing robust digital rights management (DRM) systems, regularly monitoring for leaked content, and taking swift action against those who infringe on your rights.

The End of an Era

The story of Oldje.com and the SiteRip WMV 33.58G marks the end of an era in online adult entertainment. While the site may no longer be a dominant force, its impact on the industry will be remembered for years to come. As we move forward into a new era of online content consumption, it's essential to learn from the past and adapt to the changing landscape. The future of online adult entertainment is uncertain, but one thing is clear – it will continue to evolve and change in ways we cannot yet imagine.

The Rise and Demise of Oldje.com: A Look Back at the SiteRip WMV 33.58G

The internet is a vast and ever-changing landscape, with new websites and platforms emerging every day. However, some sites leave a lasting impact on the online community, and Oldje.com is one such example. In this article, we'll take a closer look at the SiteRip WMV 33.58G, a snapshot of the now-defunct Oldje.com, and explore its history, features, and what led to its downfall.

What was Oldje.com?

Oldje.com was a popular online platform that offered a vast collection of adult content, including videos, images, and live streams. Launched in the early 2000s, the site quickly gained a massive following, becoming one of the go-to destinations for adult entertainment. At its peak, Oldje.com boasted millions of registered users and a vast library of content, catering to a wide range of tastes and preferences.

The SiteRip WMV 33.58G

In 2007, a group of enthusiasts and archivists created a massive backup of Oldje.com, which came to be known as the SiteRip WMV 33.58G. This monumental undertaking involved downloading and storing a vast portion of the site's content, including videos, images, and other media. The resulting archive, weighing in at 33.58 gigabytes, provided a snapshot of Oldje.com in its heyday, offering a glimpse into the site's structure, features, and content.

Features and Content

The SiteRip WMV 33.58G archive reveals a wealth of information about Oldje.com's features and content. The site offered a range of categories, including but not limited to:

• Video content: Oldje.com featured a vast library of videos, including amateur and professional productions, adult movies, and live streams.
• Image galleries: The site hosted an extensive collection of images, including photos, illustrations, and artwork.
• Live streaming: Oldje.com allowed users to engage in live chat and streaming, creating a sense of community among its users.
• User profiles and communities: Registered users could create profiles, interact with others, and join communities based on shared interests.

The Downfall of Oldje.com

Despite its popularity, Oldje.com eventually faced significant challenges that led to its decline. Several factors contributed to the site's downfall:

• Rise of competing platforms: The adult entertainment landscape evolved rapidly, with new platforms and sites emerging to challenge Oldje.com's dominance.
• Content regulation and censorship: Increasing pressure from regulatory bodies and advocacy groups led to stricter content guidelines and censorship, making it difficult for Oldje.com to maintain its business model.
• Technical issues and security concerns: As the site grew, so did the technical challenges. Oldje.com faced issues with scalability, security, and data protection, which impacted user experience and trust.

The Legacy of Oldje.com and the SiteRip WMV 33.58G

The SiteRip WMV 33.58G serves as a testament to Oldje.com's impact on the adult entertainment industry. This archive provides a unique glimpse into the site's past, offering insights into its features, content, and user engagement. While Oldje.com may be gone, its legacy lives on through this remarkable snapshot, which continues to fascinate enthusiasts, researchers, and historians.

Preserving Internet History

The SiteRip WMV 33.58G highlights the importance of preserving internet history. As the web continues to evolve, it's crucial to document and archive online platforms, ensuring that their contributions to our collective digital heritage are not lost. By doing so, we can:

• Learn from the past: Analyzing the successes and failures of early online platforms can inform the development of future technologies and communities.
• Appreciate the evolution of the internet: Reflecting on the history of the web helps us appreciate the rapid pace of innovation and the impact of online platforms on society.

Conclusion

The Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G is more than just a snapshot of a defunct website – it's a window into the past, offering insights into the early days of online adult entertainment. As we continue to navigate the ever-changing landscape of the internet, it's essential to acknowledge the contributions of platforms like Oldje.com and to prioritize the preservation of our digital heritage. By doing so, we can ensure that the history of the web is not lost, and that future generations can learn from the successes and challenges of early online communities.

Based on the specific file name and size mentioned, this appears to be a large-scale (a complete archive of website content) for a site called , specifically in video format with a total size of Context and Origin Content Type:

SiteRips of this nature are typically distributed via torrent trackers or Usenet. They consolidate the entire media library of a niche website into a single downloadable package.

Oldje.com was known as a vintage-themed media site. A "SiteRip" indicates this file contains the majority of the videos ever hosted on that domain before it went offline or changed. Technical Specs: The use of the (Windows Media Video) format and the specific size of

suggests this is an older archive, as modern rips typically favor containers. Important Considerations Source Safety:

Files of this size from unofficial archive sites can often be bundled with malware or unwanted trackers. If you are attempting to access this, ensure you use a Sandboxed Environment and updated security software. Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G

SiteRips often involve copyrighted material distributed without permission. Accessing or hosting such content may violate Intellectual Property Laws depending on your jurisdiction.

Because WMV is a legacy format, you may need a versatile media player like VLC Media Player

The Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G: A Comprehensive Overview

In the vast expanse of the internet, there exist numerous websites that cater to a wide range of interests and desires. One such website that has garnered significant attention in the past is Oldje.com, a platform that offered users a unique and uninhibited experience. However, like many other websites, Oldje.com has undergone significant changes, and its current status is a topic of interest among enthusiasts. In this article, we will delve into the details of the Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G, exploring what it entails and the implications it holds.

Understanding Oldje.com

Oldje.com, at its core, was designed to provide adult-oriented content to its users. The website allowed individuals to explore a vast library of materials that catered to various tastes and preferences. As with many adult-oriented platforms, Oldje.com implemented a registration process to ensure that only consenting adults accessed its content. The site's popularity grew over the years, attracting a substantial user base.

The Concept of SiteRip

A SiteRip refers to a comprehensive archive or mirror of an entire website, including all its content. This process involves downloading and storing all the files, databases, and other data associated with the site. SiteRips are often created for archival purposes, allowing users to access a website's content even after it has gone offline or undergone significant changes. In the case of Oldje.com, the SiteRip WMV 33.58G pertains to a massive collection of video content from the site.

The Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G

The Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G refers to a specific SiteRip archive that contains a vast collection of video content from Oldje.com. The "WMV" designation indicates that the videos are encoded in Windows Media Video format, a format commonly used for streaming and storing video content. The size of the archive, 33.58G, is substantial, implying that it contains an extensive library of videos.

Implications and Considerations

The existence of the Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G raises several questions and concerns. For one, the sheer size of the archive suggests that it may contain copyrighted materials, which could lead to potential legal issues. Additionally, the distribution and accessibility of such a large collection of adult content may be subject to regulations and laws governing online content.

Moreover, the Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G highlights the complex issues surrounding online content preservation and archiving. While SiteRips can serve as valuable archives for historical and cultural purposes, they also pose challenges related to copyright, consent, and user safety.

Technical Aspects of the Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G

From a technical standpoint, the Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G presents several interesting aspects. The use of WMV format suggests that the videos were likely encoded using Windows Media Encoder, a software tool designed for video encoding and streaming. The size of the archive, 33.58G, implies that it may contain hundreds or thousands of individual video files.

Potential Uses and Applications

The Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G could potentially be used for various purposes, including:

• Archival and historical purposes: The SiteRip could serve as a valuable archive of adult content from the early 2000s, providing insights into the evolution of online adult entertainment.
• Research and analysis: Researchers could utilize the SiteRip to study user behavior, content trends, and the impact of adult content on online communities.
• Preservation and restoration: The SiteRip could be used to preserve and restore access to Oldje.com's content, which may be lost or inaccessible due to website changes or shutdowns.

Concerns and Limitations

Despite its potential uses, the Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G also raises several concerns and limitations:

• Copyright and intellectual property issues: The SiteRip may contain copyrighted materials, which could lead to potential legal issues.
• User safety and consent: The distribution and accessibility of the SiteRip may pose risks to users, particularly if the content is not properly anonymized or if it contains sensitive information.
• Data storage and management: The large size of the SiteRip presents challenges related to data storage and management, requiring significant resources and infrastructure.

Conclusion

In conclusion, the Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G is a complex and multifaceted topic that warrants careful consideration. While it presents opportunities for archival, research, and preservation purposes, it also raises concerns related to copyright, user safety, and data management. As we move forward in the digital age, it is essential to address these challenges and develop strategies for responsible and safe online content preservation and archiving.

The 33.58GB Time Capsule: Exploring the Oldje.com SiteRip In the vast, often fleeting world of the internet, digital preservation usually happens in one of two ways: through official archives like the Wayback Machine, or through community-driven "SiteRips." One such archive that has piqued the interest of digital hobbyists is the Oldje.com SiteRip , a massive collection of media encoded in the classic WMV (Windows Media Video)

But what exactly is Oldje.com, and why does a 33GB dump of its contents matter? What was Oldje.com?

Oldje.com was a niche media platform that gained a following for its specific library of video content, often categorized under adult entertainment and specialty TV series . Based on its IMDb profile

, the site featured a recurring cast and a production style that spanned nearly two decades, beginning as early as 2005. The Anatomy of the 33.58G Rip A "SiteRip" is essentially a complete digital archive of a website

. This particular collection is notable for its sheer volume and its technical choice of format: Size (33.58GB):

For a site active in the mid-2000s and 2010s, 33 gigabytes represents a significant portion of its history, likely containing hundreds of individual video files. Format (WMV):

Using Windows Media Video—a format that was a staple of the early-to-mid web—this rip serves as a technical snapshot of an era before MP4 and H.264 became the universal standards. The Content: The rip preserves the full cast and crew

performances from the series, ensuring that the ephemeral nature of web-based streaming doesn't result in the total loss of the production. Why Digital Preservation Matters

While the subject matter of Oldje.com is specific, the existence of this SiteRip highlights a broader trend in digital archiving

. Sites go offline, servers are wiped, and niche media frequently disappears forever. Archivists argue that long-term preservation

is essential for maintaining a "trusted body of digital information" for future research and cultural context. By "ripping" a site, users create a bit-level preservation

that ensures the files survive even after the original URL has ceased to function. Navigating the Collection

For those looking to dive into this specific 33.58GB archive, it serves as more than just a media dump; it’s a piece of internet history. It captures the aesthetic, performance style, and technical limitations

of its time, providing a window into a corner of the web that flourished during the rise of mobile video and digital streaming. or the history of legacy video formats Glossary - Digital Preservation Handbook

It looks like you're asking about a specific large-scale file collection (a "SiteRip") associated with

To make sure I provide the right kind of help, could you clarify what you're looking for? This query could refer to a few different things: Technical data management : Are you looking for advice on how to manage, extract, or convert a 33.58GB library of WMV files? Content identification : Are you trying to find a file list or index

of what is actually contained within that specific 33.58GB archive? Site history : Are you looking for a background "piece" or overview regarding the history and archive of the Oldje.com website?

Review: Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G

Overview

The Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G appears to be a comprehensive collection of content from the Oldje.com website, ripped and encoded in WMV format. This review aims to provide an objective assessment of the rip's quality, usability, and overall value.

Quality and Completeness

The rip seems to be a thorough collection of Oldje.com's content, boasting a substantial size of 33.58GB. The WMV format, while not the most modern or efficient, is still a widely compatible and acceptable choice for video content.

Pros:

1. Comprehensive collection: The rip appears to be an extensive compilation of Oldje.com's content, which could be valuable for users seeking a wide range of materials from the site.
2. Convenience: Having the entire site ripped and encoded in a single format can be convenient for users who want to access the content without having to navigate the original website.

Cons:

1. Format limitations: WMV is an older format, which may not offer the best compression efficiency or compatibility with modern devices. This might result in larger file sizes and limited playback options.
2. Lack of metadata and organization: Without further information, it's unclear if the rip includes metadata, such as titles, descriptions, or tags, which can make navigation and discovery more difficult.

Use Cases and Recommendations

This rip may be suitable for:

1. Archival purposes: For users interested in preserving Oldje.com's content for historical or nostalgic reasons, this rip could serve as a comprehensive snapshot of the site.
2. Offline access: Users who want to access Oldje.com's content without an internet connection may find this rip useful.

However, for users seeking:

1. High-quality video: Those looking for high-definition or modern video formats (e.g., MP4, MKV) might find the WMV format and 33.58GB size limiting.
2. Easy navigation and discovery: Users who prefer organized content with metadata might find this rip less suitable.

Conclusion

The Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G is a comprehensive collection of content from Oldje.com, suitable for users seeking a wide range of materials from the site. While the WMV format and lack of metadata may limit its usability and appeal, the rip's size and completeness make it a valuable resource for specific use cases. As with any ripped content, users should be aware of potential copyright and licensing implications.

Rating: 3.5/5

This review aims to provide a neutral assessment of the Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G. Users with specific needs and expectations should evaluate the rip's suitability based on their individual requirements.

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Title: Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G: A Comprehensive Collection of Adult Entertainment

Introduction: Oldje.com, a popular adult entertainment website, has been a go-to destination for enthusiasts of erotic content for years. Recently, a massive SiteRip of the website, weighing in at 33.58GB, has been making waves in online communities. This rip, in WMV format, offers a vast library of content from Oldje.com, catering to diverse tastes and preferences.

What is Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G? The Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G is a comprehensive collection of videos, clips, and shows from the Oldje.com website. This massive rip contains a wide range of content, including various genres, categories, and models. With a total size of 33.58GB, this collection is an extensive compilation of adult entertainment.

Features and Highlights:

• Extensive Content Library: The Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G boasts an enormous collection of videos, ensuring that users will find something to suit their interests.
• Diverse Genres and Categories: The rip includes a wide range of genres, such as BDSM, lesbian, gay, and more, catering to different tastes and preferences.
• High-Quality Videos: The WMV format ensures that the videos are of good quality, providing an enjoyable viewing experience.
• Easy Navigation and Accessibility: The collection is easily navigable, allowing users to find specific content or explore new categories.

Who is this collection for? The Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G is ideal for:

• Adult Entertainment Enthusiasts: Fans of Oldje.com and adult entertainment in general will appreciate the vast library of content.
• Collectors: Those interested in collecting and archiving adult content will find this rip a valuable resource.
• Researchers and Students: Researchers and students studying adult entertainment, sociology, or related fields may find this collection useful for their work.

Important Notes:

• Legality and Ethics: Please ensure that you have the necessary permissions or follow applicable laws when accessing or distributing this content.
• Storage and Bandwidth Requirements: Due to the large size of the collection (33.58GB), users should ensure they have sufficient storage space and bandwidth to handle the data.

Conclusion: The Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G offers an extensive and diverse collection of adult entertainment content. While it's essential to consider the legal and ethical implications of accessing and distributing this material, this rip is undoubtedly a significant resource for those interested in adult entertainment. If you're an enthusiast, collector, or researcher, this collection might be worth exploring.

Title: Massive WMV Collection: Oldje.com SiteRip - 33.58GB

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We've got a real treat for you today! I'm excited to share a massive collection of WMV files from Oldje.com, ripped and ready for download.

Collection Details:

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The Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G: Understanding the Implications

The subject "Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G" appears to refer to a large collection of video content ripped from the website Oldje.com, a platform known for hosting adult entertainment content. The ripped data, totaling 33.58 gigabytes, is stored in WMV (Windows Media Video) format, a type of video file developed by Microsoft.

What is SiteRip?

A SiteRip, also known as a site rip or website rip, refers to the process of downloading and storing all or part of a website's content, often for personal use or archival purposes. This practice can be useful for preserving content that may otherwise become inaccessible due to website updates, closures, or other factors.

WMV Format: A Brief Overview

WMV (Windows Media Video) is a video codec developed by Microsoft, designed to compress video files for streaming and playback on various devices. WMV files are commonly used for digital video distribution, particularly on the Windows operating system. While WMV files are compatible with many media players, they may require additional software or codecs to play on non-Windows devices.

The Scale of the Rip: 33.58G

The sheer size of the ripped data, 33.58 gigabytes, is substantial and suggests that a significant amount of content was downloaded from Oldje.com. To put this into perspective, 33.58 gigabytes is equivalent to approximately:

• 8,395 MP3 songs (assuming 4MB per song)
• 11,213 images (assuming 3MB per image)
• 56 hours of standard definition video (assuming 600MB per hour)

Potential Implications and Concerns

The Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G raises several concerns:

1. Copyright and Intellectual Property: The unauthorized ripping and distribution of copyrighted content, such as adult entertainment videos, may infringe on the intellectual property rights of content creators.
2. Data Storage and Security: Storing large amounts of video data requires significant storage capacity and may pose security risks if not properly protected.
3. Malware and Viruses: Downloading and storing content from unverified sources can expose devices to malware and viruses.

Conclusion

The Oldje.com SiteRip WMV 33.58G represents a substantial collection of video content ripped from a adult entertainment website. While site ripping can be useful for preserving content, it also raises concerns about copyright, data security, and potential malware risks. It is essential to consider these factors when engaging with online content and to respect the intellectual property rights of content creators.

SiteRip and WMV

• SiteRip: This term usually refers to a collection of content ripped (downloaded or copied) from a website. If you're dealing with a SiteRip of WMV files, the considerations above are particularly relevant.
• Content Legality: Always consider the legal implications of downloading or distributing copyrighted content without permission.

4.1 Copyright Considerations

The content encapsulated within a 33.58 GB WMV file is likely protected by copyright. Distributing such a file without authorization constitutes infringement under most jurisdictions. Even if the intent is preservation, the law typically makes no distinction between commercial piracy and fan‑driven archiving unless a statutory exemption (e.g., fair use) applies. Courts have generally ruled that copying an entire work for personal use, while not for profit, still violates exclusive reproduction rights when the copy is made from a non‑public source.

2. Storage and Backup

• External Hard Drives: Consider using external hard drives for storing large collections. Ensure you have enough space and consider RAID configurations for data redundancy.
• Cloud Storage: Services like Google Drive, Dropbox, or pCloud can be used for backup. Be aware of the upload speeds and any file size limitations.

1.1 Origin and Purpose

Oldje.com emerged in the early 2010s as a community‑driven platform dedicated to preserving “old‑school� entertainment media—particularly television series, movies, and live performances that were no longer readily accessible through mainstream streaming services. The site’s administrators positioned themselves as “digital curators,� arguing that many works of cultural significance were at risk of being lost to time and licensing churn. Investigation into Oldje

Managing and browsing

• Use a media player (VLC, MPC-HC) that can play WMV and handle large collections.
• Use a file manager with good search/sort (by date/size/type) to find notable files.
• If there’s an index HTML, open it locally in a browser (after antivirus scan) to navigate the collection.

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Hola, sin polemicas, ¿ vale ?

Llamó Pascual Maragall (cuando presidía la Generalidad), a Alberto Ruíz Gallardón, Alcalde de Madrid:

- Alberto, quisiera hacer un negocio contigo.

- Si como no, Pascual . ¿Qué se te ofrece?

- Pues mira, nuestras fábricas de condones cerraron y estamos ya que... Quería saber si nos puedes mandar un pedido de ¿100.000 condones?

- Puess... sí como no, Pascual.

- ¿Pero te puedo pedir un favor?

- ¿Cuál?

- Que sean todos de color azulgrana. ¿Tú sabes, no? Y lo más importante, que tengan una medida de 25 centímetros de largo y 6 de diámetro.

Ruiz Gallardón se queda asombrado por las medidas que pide el catalán. "Joder con los catalinos", piensa Alberto. Total que le responde:

- Bueno Pascual, llamaré a un amiguete mío para que los haga y te los mande.

- ¡Muchas gracias Alberto!

Después de hablar con el presidente de la Generalidad, el Alcalde de Madrid hace la llamada al dueño de una compañía de condones.

- ¿Qué pasa Isidro? Soy Gallardón. Mira, que te tengo un trabajito...

- ¿Si? ¿De qué se trata?

- Pues me llamó el presidente de la Generalidad y dice que quiere un pedido de condones azulgrana, con una medida de 25 centímetros de largo y 6 de diámetro.

- ¡Pero coño! ¿Qué se cree? Para mí que lo hace sólo por presumir y son puras mentiras.

- Seguro, querido Isidro, pero paga, así que de todos modos hazlos.

- Bueno, pues así será. ¿Algún otro favorcito Alcalde?

- Sí. Por favor, quiero que rotules en cada condón:

FABRICADO EN MADRID
TALLA: PEQUEÑA

salud :brindis:

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Humor inglés
Celebración del 90 cumpleaños de Miss Sophie
como cada año, con sus amigos que ya han fallecido y solo quedan la Miss y su mayordomo James.
Los actores están sublimes.....:tequiero:

http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x5zld2

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Entra un señor a un negocio de articulos deportivos totalmente desnudo, solo con zapatillas puestas.
El vendedor le pregunta: en que lo puedo ayudar?
El cliente dice: vengo a comprar esa bicicleta que esta en la marquesina y que vale 1000euros. Aquí tiene los 500euros.
A lo que el vendedor le dice: el precio es 1000 y el cliente le contesta:
Còmo 1000' si sobre la bici hay un cartel que dice:
50 % off en pelotas y zapatillas...

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Las 4 botellas que usa un hombre en el transcurso de su vida...

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Mágico, Monet
volcad el tintero y dejaros llevar....
buen finde.

http://www.monet2010.com/fr#/voyage/

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Me encanta Claude Monet (y todo el Impresionismo) pero clico el link... y no veo nada...


Buen finde para ti también :brindis:

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Pues verse, se ve:santo::adoracion::santo:

:brindis: inténtalo de nuevo.

http://www.monet2010.com/fr#/voyage/

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

:nop:
Sólo una pantalla gris.
A veces ocurre (y con los vídeos más a menudo) que algunos sitios estén vedados para determinados países por cuestiones de copyright. Quizás este sea el caso.
De todos modos, muchas gracias Chiqui! :brindis::brindis:

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

debe ser la maxima expresion del arte,que no se vea:meparto:

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

UNO RAPIDITO

José quería desesperadamente tener sexo con Ana, una chica de su oficina, pero ella estaba saliendo con otro.
Un día José se sentía tan frustrado que fue hacia ella y le dijo:
"Te doy mil euros si me dejas hacerte el amor".
Ana le miro y dijo: "Ni hablar!".
José respondió: "Lo haré super rápido. Te dejo el dinero en el suelo, tú te agachas, y habré terminado en cuanto lo recojas".
Ella lo pensó por un momento y le dijo que lo consultaría con su novio, así que le llama y le explica la situación.
Su novio le dice: "Recoge el dinero lo más rápido que puedas. Ni siquiera le dará tiempo de bajarse los pantalones.
A ella le parece razonable y acepta la proposición.
Después de 45 minutos, llama a su novio y este le pregunta: "¿Qué ha pasado?"
Ella, con la respiración muy agitada, le responde:
"¡Aquí estoy todavía... El muy cabrón me lo ha dejado todo en calderilla!
:burlon::cunao:

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

El consejo del profesional

¿o iría mejor en el hilo del erotismo?

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Informes hospitalarios que pasarán a la posteridad. Frases sacadas de historiales médicos o de informes reales.

* El paciente no tiene historial de suicidios.

* El paciente rechazó la autopsia.


* Resbaló en el hielo y sus piernas fueron en direcciones opuestas a primeros de diciembre.

* Para cuando se le ingresó, su corazón había dejado de latir y se encontraba mucho mejor.

* Al segundo día, la rodilla estaba mucho mejor y al tercero había desaparecido completamente.

* El paciente se ha dejado los glóbulos blancos en otro hospital.

* La paciente experimenta dolor en el pecho si se tumba de lado izquierdo durante un año.

* El paciente está deprimido desde que comenzó a visitarme, en 1983.

* El historial médico del paciente ha sido insignificante, con un aumento de peso de un kilo durante los últimos tres días.

* La paciente no para de llorar. También parece que está deprimida.

* La paciente dejó el hospital sintiéndose mucho mejor, salvo por sus dolencias originales.

* Sujeto varón de sesenta y nueve años, decrépito pero de aspecto sano. Estado mental activo, pero olvidadizo.

* La paciente expiró en el suelo tranquilamente.

* La piel estaba húmeda y seca.

* El bebé salió, se cortó el cordón umbilical y se le entregó al pediatra, que respiró y lloró de inmediato.

* El examen rectal reveló una tiroides de tamaño normal.

* La paciente tubo gofres para desayunar y anorexia para comer.

* Afirmó que había sufrido estreñimiento durante casi toda su vida, hasta 1989, cuando se divorció.

* El paciente presenta dolores de cabeza ocasionales, constantes e infrecuentes.

* El paciente gozaba de buena salud, hasta que su avioneta se quedó sin combustible y se estrelló.

* El examen de los genitales resultó negativo, excepto por el pie derecho.

* El paciente vive con su madre, su padre y una tortuga como mascota, que acude a clases de formación profesional tres veces por semana.

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Gracias Chiqui :gracias:
es precioso...
es una de las mejores preciosidades que he visto por internet y
además resulta que Monet me encanta...

yo lo veo perfecto, es una joya de presentación, es interactivo y funciona de maravilla
vale la pena que intentéis cargarlo otra vez

MONET
y seguir las instrucciones que aparecen en francés :sip:( es lo que hay...)
de clica aquí o alla o arrastra el tintero para volcarlo, etc..
Gracias Chiqui :gracias:

:brindis:Copas de cava bien fresquito para tod@s:brindis:

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Realmente la mejor presentación interactiva que he visto..Sublime!!!:adoracion::cid5::gracias:

GRACIS CHIQUI!!!

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

¡Precioso! Vale la pena verlo.

:cid5::cid5::cid5:

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Estupendo Monet

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Hola

UNA PROFESORA EN UNA ESCUELA LES DA COMO DEBERES A SUS ALUMNOS INVESTIGAR DE QUE MANERA FUNCIONA EL PAIS.

POR LA TARDE AL LLEGAR A CASA UNOS DE LOS NIÑOS PREGUNTA: PAPA, COMO FUNCIONA ESPAÑA???

---- TE LO VOY A EXPLICAR CON UN EJEMPLO, COGE TU CUADERNO Y ESCRIBE:

MI PAPA ES EL GOBIERNO, PORQUE EN CASA MANDA EL.

MI MAMA ES LA LEY, PORQUE ELLA IMPONE EL ORDEN.

MI ABUELA ES LA PRENSA, PORQUE ESTA ENTERADA DE TODO.

LA EMPLEADA ES EL PUEBLO, PORQUE HACE EL TRABAJO DURO...
y el niño dice...

Y YO SOY LA JUVENTUD Y MI HERMANITO ES LA ESPERANZA DEL MAÑANA!

------- AHI ESTA,!! YA TIENES TU TAREA RESUELTA-

--A MEDIA NOCHE, EL NIÑO SE LEVANTA AL BAÑO Y ESCUCHA RUIDOS
EN EL CUARTO DE SERVICIO Y SORPRENDE A SU PADRE CON LA SEÑORA DE LA LIMPIEZA,
ASUSTADO CORRE AL CUARTO DE SU MADRE Y LA ENCUENTRA DORMIDA
- VA A LA HABITACION DE SU ABUELITA PERO ESTA SE ENCUENTRA VIENDO LA TELEVISION.
AL VOLVER A SU HABITACION ENCUENTRA A SU HERMANITO
CON EL PAÑAL SUCIO Y EXCLAMA CON ASOMBRO,

AHORA ENTIENDO TODO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EL GOBIERNO SE FOLLA AL PUEBLO,
MIENTRAS LA LEY DUERME COMO UN TRONCO.
LA PRENSA PIERDE EL TIEMPO EN TONTERIAS,
LA JUVENTUD DEAMBULA DESORIENTADA Y NADIE LE HACE CASO...
Y LA ESPERANZA DEL MAÑANA ESTA DE MIERDA HASTA EL CUELLO!


salud :brindis:

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Asaltan una joyería de madrugadaen Gijón y la "poli" necesita un sospechoso.
- Entonces encuentran a un borracho cerca del lugar y lo llevan a comisaría.
- Allí lo bajan al sótano y un "poli" empieza a meterle la cabeza en un cubo de agua.
- Cuando el borracho esta casi sin aire, el" poli" lo saca y le pregunta:
- -¿donde están las joyas?
- El borracho balbucea intentando coger aire y respirar,
- pero el "poli" repite la operación tres veces,
- hasta que la cuarta lo saca.
- El borracho, apunto de morir ahogado,
- empieza a jadear tomando aire y el "poli" repite:
- -¿Donde están las joyas?
- Y el borracho le contesta:
- -¡ Cagón mi madre, contrata a un buzo que yo no las veo!!

--:brindis:

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Venezia de paseo
virtual, pero vale la pena:tequiero:

http://www.ocholeguas.com/2011/01/25...295955769.html

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Chiqui, no me lo tomes a mal. Los dos últimos enlaces que has puesto son una pasada de chulos pero ¿no crees que estarían mejor en otro post que no fuera el de los chistes? Seguro que mucha más gente podría disfrutar de ellos.

:brindis:

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Hola

Una mañana, un tipo, apreciaba su cuerpo frente al espejo, notó que había tomado un bonito bronceado, menos en el pene y decide hacer algo para remediarlo.
Fue a la playa, se desnudó, se enterró completamente en la arena,
exceptuando el pene, para que se le pudiera broncear con el sol.

Un rato más tarde, pasan dos ancianas, una de ellas se apoyaba en un bastón para caminar mejor.

De pronto, una ve 'el pene' emergiendo de la arena y empieza a tocarlo con el bastón.
Después le dice a su amiga: !Realmente el mundo no es justo Juanita!'
¿Que quieres decir?', pregunta la amiga...

Cuando tenía 20 , estaba curiosa por verlo;
Cuando tenía 30 , lo disfrute;
Cuando tenía 40, lo pedía;
Cuando tenía 50, pagué por él;
Cuando tenía 60, rogué por él;
Cuando tuve 70, se me olvidó que existía;
y, ahora que tengo 80, esas MIERDAS crecen silvestres y yo...

"Ya no me puedo agachar"

salud :brindis:

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Hola

Dos irlandeses, Shamus y Murphy, deciden salir a dar una vuelta por las
> calles de Dublin, con ganas de tomarse unas pintas de cerveza. El gran
> problema es que, entre los dos, sólo tienen un euro.
> Murphy le dice a Shamus:
>
> ¡Tengo una gran idea! -y se va a la carnicería de la esquina, de donde sale
> con una salchicha enorme.
> Shamus le comenta:
>
> ¿Estás loco?, ahora nos hemos quedado sin dinero.
>
> No te preocupes, ¡sígueme!
>
> Entran en un pub y Murphy pide dos pintas de Guinness y dos copas de Jameson
> Irish Whiskey. Shamus le reclama:
>
> Tú te has vuelto loco. ¿Te das cuenta del lío en que nos has metido?. ¡No
> tenemos dinero para pagar!
>
> Y Murphy le contesta sonriendo:
>
> No te preocupes, que tengo un plan. ¡Salud!
>
> Se terminan las pintas y las copas y Murphy dice:
>
> Voy a meterme la salchicha en el pantalón y la sacaré por la cremallera. Tú
> te arrodillas y te la metes en la boca.
>
> El barman los ve, se pone histérico y los echa del pub.
> Con el mismo plan van de pub en pub, bebiendo y emborrachándose más y más y
> sin pagar un céntimo.
> En el enésimo pub, Shamus le dice a Murphy:
>
> Ya no puedo más. Estoy borracho y no soporto el dolor en las rodillas.
>
> Y Murphy le replica:
>
> ¿Y cómo crees que me siento yo?... Ya ni recuerdo en qué pub perdí la
> salchicha...
>
salud :brindis:

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Hola

Este es de una maestra que llega nueva a una escuela
El primer día de clase dice la maestra a los alumnos:

-Mañana quiero que vengáis con un bocadillo de casa para saber que nivel adquisitivo tenéis en casa.

Al otro día la maestra pregunta a uno de los alumnos:
-¿Tú de que lo trajiste Olayina?
-De jamón de cerdo asturcelta.
-Muy bien, tu padre debe tener un trabajo muy bueno.
-Yo no tengo padre
-Vaya mujer entonces tu madre
- mi madre es puta
la maestra queda anonadada y entre tanto dice a otro niño:
-¿A ver tu Colás, el tuyo de que es?
-El mío es de jamón de cerdo asturcelta
-¿Y tu padre de que trabaja?
- Mi padre es guardia civil
-Muy bien ¿y el tuyo Pachin?
-A mi me dan un trozo de pan y una onza de chocolate
-Entonces. ¿en que trabaja tú padre, que te dan una merienda tan mala?
-Mi padre es camionero, y entre las putas y la guardia civil no entra una perra en casa.

salud :brindis:

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Hola

El pequeño nieto estaba pasando unos días con su abuelo. Llevaba un rato jugando afuera con otros niños cuando entró en la casa y le preguntó:

- ¡¡¡Abuelo!!!, ¿cómo se llama cuando dos personas duermen en el mismo cuarto y una de ellas está encima de la otra?

El abuelo se quedó un poco sorprendido, pero decidió decirle la verdad.

- A eso se le llama follar, cariño...

El pequeño dijo:

- "Ah...!" y salió.

Al otro día llegó del colegio y le dijo muy enojado:

- Abuelo, ¡no se llama follar, se llaman LITERAS!... ¡y la maestra quiere hablar contigo!





salud :brindis:

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un equipo de tv acude a un barrio marginal para hacer un informe sobre nivel cultural.
encuentra a un grupo de jovenes en un banco,de esos de pantalon ancho,caido,y pelo pollo,y hacen la 1ª pregunta:
opinion sobre la poesia
respuesta: la poesia,la poesia....vino al barrio y se llevo a mi primo detenido por trafico,robo y arrastrar a una viejita de un tiron.
el reportero dice,no no es eso,esto va de poemas...
y responde el joven:el poema...ese es el poema,como sacamos a mi primo de la carcel:meparto:


buen viernes a todas

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No sé si alguien lo puso ya, pero las cosas del márketing siempre me han atraído:

Llega Manolo corriendo a la tienda de deportes;

desnudo, pero calzado con zapatillas.

>> Ante la sorpresa de los clientes y vendedores,
el encargado le pregunta:"¿Qué necesita, señor?".

-"Quiero una camiseta como la de Beckham, con
el número 23, como para mí"-, responde Manolo.

>> El encargado toma una camiseta de la talla de
Manolo y la extiende en el mostrador.

-"Pues, ¿cuánto vale, hombre?-, pregunta Manolo.

>>-"Son 60 euros"-, responde el dependiente.

-"¡La llevo!... Aquí tiene sus 30 euros- dice Manolo, entusiasmado.

>>"Mi amigo..."-, aclara el dependiente -"...me ha
oído mal, le dije 60 euros."

-"Lo he oído perfectamente; aquí tiene sus 30
Euros y déme la camiseta"-, insiste Manolo.

>>"¡Joder!..."-, exclama el dependiente -"...si le
digo 60, es porque vale 60 y no 30..."Manolo, ya
enojado, responde: "Entonces, ¿por qué tienen
ese cartel en la vidriera?"

>>"¿A cuál de ellos se refiere?-, pregunta el
dependiente.

-"A aquél que dice:

"EN PELOTAS Y ZAPATILLAS, 50% DE DESCUENTO":meparto:

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Hola

EL SIDA EN LEPE


Fiestas de la Bella, patrona de Lepe.
Plaza del Ayuntamiento abarrotada de gente, esperando el pregón del alcalde.

Aparece el alcalde en el balcón y dice:

¡Leperos…!, vamos a celebrar las fiestas de nuestra Patrona, pero antes de que empiece el jaleo quiero deciros que tengáis cuidado con lo que hacéis, que os conozco, y sois capaces de cogeros esa cosa tan mala que es el sida.

¡Hay que tener precaución!… ¡Por ejemplo !…, ¿veis lo que tengo en la mano?...
(el alcalde exhibe en su mano derecha una jeringuilla).

¡Esta es una jeringuilla de un drogata!,…

¡Pues vais a ver lo que hago!…

(El tío se desabrocha la camisa y empieza a pincharse el pecho…)

¡Me pincho una vez, me pincho otra vez,… me vuelvo a pinchar,… y no me pasa ná…!

¿Y sabéis por qué?

¡¡¡ Porque tengo puesto un condón !!!


salud :brindis:

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UNO DE LEPE VA A LA FARMACIA A PEDIR UNA CAJA DE 500 PRESERVATIVOS
FARMACEUTICO: SEÑOR ACABO DE ABRIR LA ULTIMA QUE ME QUEDABA Y VENDI UNO,ASI QUE SOLO DISPONGO DE 499.
LEPERO:VAYA,YA MA JODIO UD. LA NOCHE


:cunao:

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EN LEPE UN CONCEJAL QUISO PONER LA CONDUCCION COMO EN INGLATERRA
LOS COCHES,A PARTIR DEL DIA SIGUIENTE IRIAN POR LA IZDA.Y DENTRO DE TRES MESES SI LA COSA IBA BIEN SE AMPLIARIA LA NORMA A LOS CAMIONES.:meparto::meparto::meparto: